Last week I took the kids to get haircuts and had a lively conversation with the hairdresser regarding styles that make comebacks or mutate into something similar we have seen before: bangs vs. no bangs, the bob, the shag, the "Rachel", the Farrah Fawcett rolls, braids, straight hair, curly hair, etc.....they all have their place in fashion history and we will surely see them again....the only exception, that is not worth repeating....the mullet.
I thought this was an understood, unspoken fashion no-no that we all silently agreed upon. Apparently this news did not get to 'Billy Wayne' in the orange swim trunks on the Flo' Bama beach. His long mullet would make any of the 84' high school football teams jealous. Billy Wayne was flipping the frisbee around while flying his mullet proudly.....all the while regaling his days of old on the field and shot-gunning beers. Coors Light, please.
In the past four days I've seen at least ten of these bad boys and it's all I can do to restrain myself from yelling, "Why do you have that stupid-ass hair??!?!"
After watching these imbeciles mill around while "air-guitaring" to Night Ranger, I decided it was my civic duty to compile a list of "Dont's" for these male yo-yos:
1) Mullets
2) Denim shorts (jorts)
3) Gold nugget jewelery
4) Phone toggles that hook to your pants
5) Concert t-shirts
and...the most important....don't ever take a date to TGI Fridays........
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